My love like the nails on your

My love like the nails on your fingers,
no matter how many times you cut it.
but keeps on growing till the life ends....
good morning

subah-sham gujra karti thi

''un galiyon ..un chaubaro me sajti thi mahfile kabhi..
jaha tujhe dekhno ko..
hajaro najre subah-sham gujra karti thi.''

wo waqt bhi ajeeb tha

''...wo waqt bhi ajeeb tha...
jab apni sari khushiyan apke nam ki thi.
Waqt aj bhi ajeeb hai ...
jab apni sari tanhaiyan apke nam kar di'.

Vivekanand says

Love depends on 3 bases:
1-don't put any demand to each other
2-don't feel fear with ur lover
3-don't compare ur love to others
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Doctor Se Zyada Janti H kya..

Santa ki wife Behosh Ho Gyi.
Doctr-Ye Mar gayi H
Jab Usko Jlane Lage to Wo Boli-Mai
Zinda
Hun.
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Santa-Chupchap Padi Reh ganwar kahi ki ,tu
Doctor
Se Zyada Janti H kya..

Are dekho kisi ne meri Cycle

1st Bikhari :- Are dekho kisi ne meri Cycle chura li or
apni Bike chod gaya ....

2n Bikhari :- Tu to sach me lut gaya ,
ye to Petrol se chalti hai, ve...!!!

if u succeed in fooling some one

if u succeed in fooling some one,
Never think that the  person is a fool ,
just knw that it's bcoz that person trusted u somuch!!!!!!!!

I Miss u

.¤""¤.¤""¤.

¤ I Mis u ¤"

  ¤ "¤" ¤"

   " .¤. "

Ye dil apne sare best dosto ko send kre,

mujhe bhi agr me hu to...

Dekhte h

Kitne Dil aapki taraf wapis aate h

Agr

Aap k pas wapis aaye... 5 ,4, 3, 2, 1

5heart=koi aap se pyar krta h.

4=aap k frndz aap k 7 rhna chahte h.

3=aapko 1 khamosh mahobbat krne wala duniya me mojud h.

2=aapko apne rwaye ko change krna chahiye.

1=aap achye h lekin itny b nhi.

Aazma lo..

kyunki kuch rishte zindagi bhar yaad aate hain

Kuch khoobsurat pal yaad aate hai,
palkon par aansoo chod jaate hain,
Kal koi aur mile tO hamein na bhoolna,
kyunki kuch rishte zindagi bhar yaad aate hain!

Khuda Ki ibadat Me 1Dua Hmari Hogi,

Khuda Ki ibadat Me 1Dua Hmari Hogi,

Jisme Mangi Har Khushi Tumari Hogi,

Jab Bhi Koi Dastak Ho Dil Pe

Samaj Lena Wo Dastak Humari Hogi.

Jidhar dekho ishq ke bimar baite h,

Jidhar dekho ishq ke bimar baite h,

Hajaro mar gaye lakho tayaar baite h.

Barbad hote h sale Ladkiyo ke piche,

or kahte h ham

Berojgaar baite h.

Jha yad n aye wo tanhai kis kamki

Jha yad n aye wo tanhai kis kamki,

bigde rishte n bane to khudai kis kam ki, 

beshak apni manzil tk jana h,

pr jaha se apne n dikhe wo uchai kis kaam ki.

Jab KisiKo Chaho To Ye Ummid mat

Jab KisiKo Chaho To Ye Ummid mat Karo Ki Wo v Tumhe Chahe

KOSHISH"Karo

Tumhri Chahat Aesi Ho Ki

Use

Tumhre SIWA Kisi Or Ki Chahat PASAND Na Aaye.

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gay,
Jab pata chala ke nazar permanent hi tirchi hai,
Wahin khade-2 behosh ho gaye...

Gd ngt

Iss zamane mein wafa

Iss zamane mein wafa ki talash naa kar Ghalib...

Wo waqt aur tha jab makan kacche aur log sacche hua karte the..!

In filmo se kya sikha aap ne?

In filmo se kya sikha aap ne?

"jannat"

"devdas"

"gangster"

"awarapan"

"fanaa"

"titanic"

.

Jo jitni mast ladki k chakkar me pada

wo utni hi buri maut mara.

Hontho pe na kabhi koi shikwa chahiye,

Hontho pe na kabhi koi shikwa chahiye,

Bus nigahe karam aur dua chahiye,

Chand taro ki tamanna mujhko nahi,

Aap salamat raho aur mujhe kya chahiye..

Har talwar pe "Gangwaro" ki kahani h

Har talwar pe "Gangwaro" ki kahani h,
Tabhi to dunia "Gangwaro" ki diwani h,
mit gaye "Gangwaro"ko mitane wale,
kyoki aag me tapi Gangwaro ki jaWani h.

Har mohabbat ki taqdeer ko khuda likhta hai

Har mohabbat ki taqdeer ko khuda likhta hai.

wo ek dusre ko juda rakhta hai.

wo azmaata hai dono k pyaar ko.

ki dekhein kon kise kitna pyaar karta hai....

Bhole Nath Ab Mai Dharti pr nhi reh skta

Hanumanji :- Bhole Nath Ab Mai Dharti pr nhi reh skta.

Bhole Nath : Q ?

Hanumanji : Pehle Log Let k Matha Tekte the,

Fir Ghutne Tekne lage,

Fir b Khush tha, Lekin Ab to Ghor Kalyug Aa gya hai,

Aaj Mandir me 1 Ladki Aayi or Hath Hila k Boli

"HI HANU" Whats up?

Aisa Muh Q Fula Rakha hai..

Just chill baby.

Hanuman Ji K 7 naam

Hanuman Ji K 7 naam,
1Hanuman 2Bajrangbali 3Marutinandan 4Pavanputra 5Sankatmochan 6Ramdut 7Mahavir.In 7namo ko 20 logo ko bhejo. apko agle shaniwar tak 1good news milegi.Agar aap padkar bhi anjan bane rahe to agle mangalwar tak kuch aisa hoga jo aapne kbhi zindagi me socha n hoga,Jai Bajrangbali

Gujarish hamari wo maan na sake

Gujarish hamari wo maan na sake,

Mazburi hamari wo jaan na sake,

Kehte hai marne ke baad bhi yaad rakhege 

Jite ji jo hame pehchan na sake.

Desh ka bhavishya thodi

Gud night,
Desh ka bhavishya thodi der k liye sone ja rha H
Subah pta nhi kitne baje uthega Tabtak ab tumhare hawale watan sathiyo patel

Girl to Ramdev

Girl to Ramdev- if i kiss a boy to kya hoga?

Baba- Narak me jaogi.

Girl- Acha agar apko kiss karu to?

Baba- Chalak ladki swarg me jana chahti hai.

,

,

?

?

?

Fullform of friend

Fullform of friend
F=First

R=Relation

I=In

E=Earth

N=Never

D=Die

MEANS OF FRIEND

FRIEND

F: Fursat ho na ho

R: Raat ho ya din ho

I: Intezar ho na ho

E: Ehsas ho na ho

D: Dosti ke rishtey ko Chahe mulakat ho na ho!

DOSTI.

First marriage is the triumph

First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

Fill it!!

Fill it!!

2log jin k bager ap ji ni skty

1.

2.

2log jo ap ki frnds list me top pe h

1.

2.

2din jinka apko intzar h

1.

2.

2gift jo apko chahiye

1.

2.

plz rply.

Ek Phool Ajeeb Tha

Ek Phool Ajeeb Tha,

Kabhi Mere Bahut Karib Tha.

Jab Hum Chahne Lage Use Khud Se Jayada,

To Pata Chala Wo Hum Se Bhi Jyada Kisi Or KE Karib Tha...G,nit

Ek kamaal dekhiye

Ek kamaal dekhiye

sirf 'U' lagaiye aur khud ban jaiye

M_rkh

St_pid

B_dh_

D_ffer

Bewak_f

_ll_

Lall_

Ghoch_

Dekha evrything is incomplete wthout U..

Ek harami bacche se kisine sawal kia.

Ek harami bacche se kisine sawal kia.

Billi puch q hilati h?

Bacche ne itminan se jawab dia,

"isliye Ki puch Billi ki h,

tere Baap ki nhi"

Ek bar sare feelings ne decide kiya ki wo chupan chupayi khelenge

Ek bar sare feelings ne decide kiya ki wo chupan chupayi khelenge.
dard ne counting start ki or baki feelings chup gye juth ped ke piche chupa or pyr gulab ki jhadiyon k peeche..sab pakde gaye siwaye pyr k,
ye dekh jealousy ne dard ko bta diya ki pyr kaha chupa hai..
dard ne pyr ko kheech k nikala to kanto ki wajah se pyr ki aankhe kharab ho gai or wo andha ho gaya.
ye dekh bhagwan ne dard ko saza sunai ki use jindagi bhar pyr ke sath rhna padega tab se pyar jaha b jata h dard deta h.

mohabbat ki taqdeer ko khuda likhta hai.

Ek Bahartey Uvak Ne Chanies Ladki Se Sadi Kee! ek sal bad bo mar gai Use Rota Dek Uska Dost Bola -yar Dukh Kee Bat Tho Hai,par Soch Chaina Kee CheegHar mohabbat ki taqdeer ko khuda likhta hai.

wo ek dusre ko juda rakhta hai.

wo azmaata hai dono k pyaar ko.

ki dekhein kon kise kitna pyaar karta hai... Or Keetna Chalegi..

Ehsaas-e-arzu ko dil se mita na sakoge,

Ehsaas-e-arzu ko dil se mita na sakoge,
bhulna chaho magar bhula na sakoge,
ye chirag pyar ka dil se jalaya hai humme,
jal jaoge magar bhuja na sakoge good morning

Dhoop tez hai paas saya b nhi

Dhoop tez hai paas saya b nhi.,
Dard aisa hai k rona aaya b nhi.,
Tere siva maine kisi ko apna mana hi nhi.,
Q k tere jaisa dost rab ne banaya hi nhi..g.N

Chand se pyari ho muskan apki.

Chand se pyari ho muskan apki.

Taaro se unchi ho udan apki.

Hme bhi apse milne k liye "Appointment" leni pade.

Rab kre aisi ho pehchan apki.

Chand ki Chandani

Chand ki Chandani,

Basant ki Bahar,

Phoolo ki Khushbu,

Apno ka Pyaar,

Mubarak ho Aapko Holi ka Tyohar......

Sada khush rahe Aap aur Aapka Pariwar.

happy holi .

Chaandni raaton mey saara jahan sota hai,

Chaandni raaton mey saara jahan sota hai,
 Kisiki yaadon mey koi badnaseeb rota hai.
KHUDA Kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,
agar kare tou qayamat tak usey juda na kare.

Chala ja sms ban k gulab

Chala ja sms ban k gulab
hoge sachi dosti to ayega jabaw
agar na aye jawab to mat hona udas
samjh lena ki bakt nahi hai hamare liye unke paas.

diffrence between Arrange Marriage & love marriage

Arrange Marriage:-

.

2,00,000 Shadi Par

.

4,00,000 jewellary par

.

&

Rs.50,000

Shadi ki Rasmo Par,

Yani,

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Kharcha,

Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha

Rs.216666.67

1 Ghante Ka

Rs.9027.78

aur

1 Minute ka

Rs.150.46

.

.

Ufff...

Tauba Tauba

.

Love Marriage:

.

Sirf.

100 Rupye Ka Stamp

20 Notery

50 Varmaala

10 Photo k

Total 180 Rs.

Paisa apka

pasand apki

Faisla apka

jago graahak jago.

aur apne lover k sath bhago....

All d achievements in this world r

All d achievements in this world r made by People who had the courage to not to listen to the crowd,
But they do what they felt was right.

Alfaz na nikle phir bhi awaaz hoti

Alfaz na nikle phir bhi awaaz hoti H,
kuch lamho ki baat bahut khas hoti h,
Aap chahe maane ya na maane,
Lekin apno ki yaad hamesha Dil ke paas hoti h.

Aisa Lagta Hai Kuch Hone Ja Raha Hai.

Aisa Lagta Hai Kuch Hone Ja Raha Hai.

Koi Meethe Sapno Me Khone Ja Raha Hai.

Dheemi Kar De Apni Roshni Aye Chand,

Mera dost Ab Sone Ja Raha Hai.....GOOD NIGHT

Aasman ka chand teri bahon me ho

Aasman ka chand teri bahon me ho

Tu jo chahe teri rahon me ho

Har wo khwab ho pura jo teri ankhon me ho

Khush Kismati ki hr Lakir tere hatho me ho .gm

A Sweet Poem About "TATTI"

A Sweet Poem About "TATTI"

Tatti Meri Pyari Tatti,

Shouchliay Ki Raani Tatti,

Subah-Subah Jab Aaye Tatti,

Ghar Aangan Mehkae Tatti,

Pili Tatti,

Kaali Tatti,

Haye Re Meri Nyaari Tatti,

Kudrat Ka Dastoor Nirala,

Sabko hi Aawe hai Tatti,

Khul Ke Jo Na Aawe Tatti,

Sacchi Bada Satawe Tatti,

Lagataar Jo

good morning

Likhu kuch aaj ye waqt ka takaza hai,

Likhu kuch aaj ye waqt ka takaza hai,
mere dil me dard abhi taza-2 hai,
gir padte hai ashk mere kagaz par,
kalam me syahi kam aur aansoo jyada hai.....

LADKA sadi karke wife k saath Neta ji ke Ghar

LADKA sadi karke
wife k saath Neta ji ke Ghar
Aashirwad mangne gaya

Neta ji-Beta hum to neta hai
           Sadhu nhi
           hum Aashirwad nhi
           dete chaho UDGHAATAN kerwalo.....

Aaj kal ki mohabat ki taaqat to

aaj kal ki
mohabat ki taaqat to
dekho....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.Band car ko b hila
deti hai....

samajh gaye to thek hai
warna POGO dekho...

smundar ne ladki se pucha

smundar ne ladki se pucha ,
mohbat ka sila kya hota hai,
To
Dusri taraf se kinara bola,
usse kya puchta hai,
us ashiq se puch jo mere pass beth ker roj rota hai.

3 girls are walking in the road

Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love
Teacher: 3 girls are walking in the road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.
student: WOW!

small things hurt a lot

PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot
Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...

Lady to inspector Santa

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.

93 years old.

Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!

"I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

what is an idiot?

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can"t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

Phone karte waqt

Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt

Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi

Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne
Hello Kiya,
Wife- Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi.

Suniye Kya Aap Kitchen Se Garam Masala La Kar Aayenge

Wife - Suniye Kya Aap Kitchen Se Garam Masala La Kar Aayenge
Husband - Magar Yahan To Nahin Hai
Wife - Mujha Pata Tha Tumha Nahin Mila Ge Is Liya Main Pehla Se Le Aayi Baghwan!!!!!!!!

How Are Your Grades, Son?

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level

Whose Eggs Is This

Costomer- Whose Eggs Is This
Shopkeeper - Its Mine
Costomer - Ok So Give Me One Dozen Of Chicken S Eggs

A Family Saw ""Sholay"" Movie

A Family Saw ""Sholay"" Movie
Came Back Home And Husband Romantically Said To Wife
"" Nach Basanti Nach""
Child Added
""Nahin Basanti Is Kute K Samne Mat Nachna""

There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then,what is my age?

Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji"s hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A HOLIDAY

Shadi GADHE Se Kar Deni Hay..

2 Ghadhe{Donky}Apas Main Bateen Kar Rahe Thay.1st Yar Mera Malik Bohat Zalim Hay.Bohat Marta Hay Kaam B Zyada Leta Hay.2ndto Tum Bhag Jao Na Is Ko Chood Ke.1st Yar Bhag To Jaon Per Ik Waja Se Ruka Hoon. Mera Malik Jab B Apni BETI Se Ladayi Karta Hay Na. To Us Ko Ye Kehta Hy Ke Beti Tum Sudher Jao Warna Main Ney Teri
Shadi GADHE Se Kar Deni Hay..

Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY"

Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY"
i"ll xplain... ager koi ganji ladki auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain auto_mein_takli

"LOVE" kia Hai

Teacher: "LOVE" kia Hai
Ali: Sir "L" ko pakar k "O" ko duba k "V" main Ghusa k jab "E" ki Awaz aye to usay "LOVE" kehtay hain.

mujhe uski tarah yad kare

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Apni tanhai mere naam pe abaad kare,
Kaun hoga jo mujhe uski tarah yad kare.
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Side effect of studying to much

Side effect of studying to much:
A guy went to a Resturant,he wanted to see the menu,
but he forgot
what it is called:

he asked waiter,
Syllabus lana zara..!!!

usko mere wadon par aitwaar tha

usko mere wadon par aitwaar tha

dil me uske bhi pyar tha,

chhod diya usne beech safar me mera haath

shayed kinare pe use kisi or ka intezar tha........

Petrol price in some country

Petrol price

• PAKISTAN           RS.26/Lit
• BANGLADESH    RS.22/Lit
• CUBA                   RS.19/Lit
• NEPAL                 RS.34/Lit
• BURMA               RS.30/Lit
• AFGHANISTAN RS.36/Lit
• INDIA                  RS80/Lit

How it comes to this..

• BASIC COST PER 1 LITRE         RS.16.50
• CENTRE TAX                              11.86%
• EXCISE DUTY                             9.75%
• VAT TAX                                     4%
• STATE TAX                                 8%

TOTAL RS.50.05..+NOW Extra 32 Rs/Lit...

what a great job by the Govt. of india!!!

pass this message to ALL INDIANS

When two girls wearing same

"DIFFERENCE"
When two girls wearing same
T-shirt...
RESPONCE-'THAT BITCH COPIEC MY STYLE....'

when two boys wearing same
T- shirt..
RESPONCE-'Arre MERA BHAAI...'