SAFAR

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AAJ TAK FAISLA-E-NF'AA- O-ZARER
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KER NA SKA..."

Jidhar dekho ishq ke bimar baite h,

Jidhar dekho ishq ke bimar baite h,

Hajaro mar gaye lakho tayaar baite h.

Barbad hote h sale Ladkiyo ke piche,

or kahte h ham

Berojgaar baite h.

Jha yad n aye wo tanhai kis kamki

Jha yad n aye wo tanhai kis kamki,

bigde rishte n bane to khudai kis kam ki, 

beshak apni manzil tk jana h,

pr jaha se apne n dikhe wo uchai kis kaam ki.

Ek harami bacche se kisine sawal kia.

Ek harami bacche se kisine sawal kia.

Billi puch q hilati h?

Bacche ne itminan se jawab dia,

"isliye Ki puch Billi ki h,

tere Baap ki nhi"

diffrence between Arrange Marriage & love marriage

Arrange Marriage:-

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2,00,000 Shadi Par

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4,00,000 jewellary par

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&

Rs.50,000

Shadi ki Rasmo Par,

Yani,

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Kharcha,

Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha

Rs.216666.67

1 Ghante Ka

Rs.9027.78

aur

1 Minute ka

Rs.150.46

.

.

Ufff...

Tauba Tauba

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Love Marriage:

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Sirf.

100 Rupye Ka Stamp

20 Notery

50 Varmaala

10 Photo k

Total 180 Rs.

Paisa apka

pasand apki

Faisla apka

jago graahak jago.

aur apne lover k sath bhago....

LADKA sadi karke wife k saath Neta ji ke Ghar

LADKA sadi karke
wife k saath Neta ji ke Ghar
Aashirwad mangne gaya

Neta ji-Beta hum to neta hai
           Sadhu nhi
           hum Aashirwad nhi
           dete chaho UDGHAATAN kerwalo.....

Aaj kal ki mohabat ki taaqat to

aaj kal ki
mohabat ki taaqat to
dekho....
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.Band car ko b hila
deti hai....

samajh gaye to thek hai
warna POGO dekho...

small things hurt a lot

PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot
Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...

Shadi GADHE Se Kar Deni Hay..

2 Ghadhe{Donky}Apas Main Bateen Kar Rahe Thay.1st Yar Mera Malik Bohat Zalim Hay.Bohat Marta Hay Kaam B Zyada Leta Hay.2ndto Tum Bhag Jao Na Is Ko Chood Ke.1st Yar Bhag To Jaon Per Ik Waja Se Ruka Hoon. Mera Malik Jab B Apni BETI Se Ladayi Karta Hay Na. To Us Ko Ye Kehta Hy Ke Beti Tum Sudher Jao Warna Main Ney Teri
Shadi GADHE Se Kar Deni Hay..

When two girls wearing same

"DIFFERENCE"
When two girls wearing same
T-shirt...
RESPONCE-'THAT BITCH COPIEC MY STYLE....'

when two boys wearing same
T- shirt..
RESPONCE-'Arre MERA BHAAI...'

2 litre PETROL jalaake ghar aanewala

Beti-- Mom, he's just A friend!

Maa-- humne duniya dekhi hai beta!!!

2 litre PETROL jalaake ghar aanewala just friend nahi hota!! :D :P

I'm so famous that

I'm so famous that ,

when i go to Mall

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Door opens itself

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We cant bcum wat we need 2 be by remaining wat we are

Today Brilliant answer..

KRISHNA ne

RADHA se pucha-

Ek aisi jagah batao

Jaha main nahi Hu.

.

RADHA ne Muskurake Kaha..

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"BAS MERE NASEEB ME"

fullform of boys

BOYS means-:

B-Badmasiyon me sabse aage
O-ollu ki tarah raat me jaagna
Y-yaari nibhate jaan de dena
S-sarif sirf mummy papa ke samne!!!!!

Dena h 'DIL' Daan me..

Arz kiya hai..

Dena h 'DIL' Daan me..

Wah Wah

Gour farmaiyega..

Dena h 'DIL' Daan me..

Hain koi mast ladki aapki Jaan-Pehchaan mein??;)

Manajement song [M.B.A.]

एक लड़की थी  दीवानी सी ,SUBJECT पर वो मरती थी ,BOOKS उठाकर ,चश्मा लगाकर ,LIBRARY से गुजरती  थी ,कुछ पढ़ना था शायद उसको, न जाने किससे डरती थी ,जब भी मिलती थी मुझसे पूछा करती थी . M .B.A . कैसे होता है ,हाए M .B .A  कैसे होता है . 

मै बस इतना ही कह पता था "किताबे खुली या हो बंद ,पढाई लास्ट NIGHT  ही होती है .

कैसे कहू  मै ओ यारा ये MANAJEMENT  ऐसे ही होता है .

Hum Zindgi Ki Bheed me itnE khO Gye

Hum Zindgi Ki Bheed me itnE khO Gye

Pata hI nhI chala kab

..

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Tamatar 40 Rupye KiL0 ho Gaye!(','(/ Ruk Bhai

<(( 35 Laga Le/ [

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai

upar likha hai most wanted

neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai

Tu dimag ka dahi mat kar

Boy:U dnt luv me nymore

Gal huged him tightly n whispered in his ear,

"dekh abhi examz ne dimag kharab kar rakha h,

Tu dimag ka dahi mat kar"

aj tak ghar nai phuchi

Ek ladki sadak pe akeli ja rhi thi
pi6e se ek boy-ghar tak lift chahiye kya?

Girl- bhag kmina

3 din se lift le rhi hu

aj tak ghar nai phuchi