Khuda Ki ibadat Me 1Dua Hmari Hogi,

Khuda Ki ibadat Me 1Dua Hmari Hogi,

Jisme Mangi Har Khushi Tumari Hogi,

Jab Bhi Koi Dastak Ho Dil Pe

Samaj Lena Wo Dastak Humari Hogi.

small things hurt a lot

PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot
Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...

Shadi GADHE Se Kar Deni Hay..

2 Ghadhe{Donky}Apas Main Bateen Kar Rahe Thay.1st Yar Mera Malik Bohat Zalim Hay.Bohat Marta Hay Kaam B Zyada Leta Hay.2ndto Tum Bhag Jao Na Is Ko Chood Ke.1st Yar Bhag To Jaon Per Ik Waja Se Ruka Hoon. Mera Malik Jab B Apni BETI Se Ladayi Karta Hay Na. To Us Ko Ye Kehta Hy Ke Beti Tum Sudher Jao Warna Main Ney Teri
Shadi GADHE Se Kar Deni Hay..

Side effect of studying to much

Side effect of studying to much:
A guy went to a Resturant,he wanted to see the menu,
but he forgot
what it is called:

he asked waiter,
Syllabus lana zara..!!!

When two girls wearing same

"DIFFERENCE"
When two girls wearing same
T-shirt...
RESPONCE-'THAT BITCH COPIEC MY STYLE....'

when two boys wearing same
T- shirt..
RESPONCE-'Arre MERA BHAAI...'

Cool words...

Wish All Your Enemies A Long Life,

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So That,

They Can See You Succeed In Life

What is The MoraL of This

ta ta ta ta ta ta ta

TA ta ta ta ta ta ta

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What is The MoraL of This Line..?

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Anek "ta" Me Ek "TA"

Happens with everyone

When ur mom/dad leaves u standing in

the Shop:

"oH GOD!

What if she/he doesn't come

back & they ask me to

pay!? 

Kisi Ne Sach Kaha Hai

Ki Jise Tum Sabse Jyada Chaho Usko Kabhi Mat Aazmana,

Kyonki Agar Woh Gunehgaar Nikla, Tab Bhi

Dil Tumhara Hi Tootega

For Everyone:

If you don't know

how to dance. Just draw

your name in the air with

your bums. Problem solved

Awesome One Liners- Nirmal Baba

Awesome One Liners-

Nirmal Baba wants to watch IPL from his third eye..

My servant maid is a graduate - She has done her B.Kaam.

Awesome Fact

Deleting your facebook is like running away from home.

You are just doing it for attention & you'll be back in an hour.

Clock make a sound as "tik tik"

Clock make a sound as

"tik tik"

But

listen carefully its not tik tik

Its real sound

"quick quick"

Time is precious

So make best use of it.

KadhI KadhI Jivnat

KadhI KadhI Jivnat,

Itke Bedhund Vhave Lagte,

DukhaChe Kate TocHtanahI,

KhalKhalun Hasve Lagte..

Nati japli ki sagal jamat

Nati japli ki sagal jamat

halu halu ka hoina koni aplas banta

Olakh nasli tari sath deun jata

maitriich nat aayushyaat khup kahi shikvun jat

YOU know what hurts the most??

YOU know what hurts the most??

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The Fact That:

I Can't Say, I Lost YOU.

Because

Apparently I Never HAD YOU...!!

Nvr look 4 Beauty

Nvr look 4 Beauty,

It'll fade away 1day.

Nvr look4 gud Skin,

it'll grow old 1 day.

But look 4 a loyal heart which will Miss U Everyday!!

friendship ho gyi h is qdar facebook se hamri

kya khu kuch kha nhi jata,
dard meetha h per sha nhi jata,
friendship ho gyi h is qdar facebook se hamri,
ki ab bina iske rha nhi jata.

Awesome Msg

"You know you're amazing when

people you don't even

know hate you.."

Dats a Big Achievement..

Keep it up

How to keep Dreams Alive?

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