3 girls are walking in the road

Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love
Teacher: 3 girls are walking in the road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.
student: WOW!

"I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then,what is my age?

Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji"s hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A HOLIDAY

"LOVE" kia Hai

Teacher: "LOVE" kia Hai
Ali: Sir "L" ko pakar k "O" ko duba k "V" main Ghusa k jab "E" ki Awaz aye to usay "LOVE" kehtay hain.

Total Insult:

Teacher- why u r 30min late ?

Studnt- I am nt late, actuly I came early for next period..!

CoW HuMaRi MaTa H

TeaCheR:CoW

HuMaRi MaTa H

(ScHooL K BaHaR

1 CoW RoaD Pe

GhuM RaHi Thi)

SNTa:SiR..SiR

BaHaR ApKi MuMMy

AWaRa"SAANDO"

K SaTh

GhuM RaHi He:

TOTAL insult:

TEACHER: Sit up in front.

Student: No, I Take Seat

in d Back 4 a Reason. I

don't want 2 see your UGLY

face in HD.

Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population -

In India after Every 10 sec a

woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-

we must find & stop her!

Question by A Student

Question by A Student: If a Single Teacher Can’t Teach
Us All The Subjects,
Then….. How Could You Expect A
Single Student to Learn All Subjects???

thodi der dekhenge

Tchr-Agar koi school k samne Bomb Rakh deta h to kya kroge?

Student-thodi der dekhenge

Agar koi le jata h to theek h Wrna Staf Room me rkh deng.

tum late Q aye ho

Techr:tum late Q aye ho?

Santa:Mom Dad lad rhe the

Techr:wo lad rhe the to u q late aye?

santa=mera 1juta mom k pas or Dusra papa k pas tha

A boy's facebook status-

I'm online on Fb during lecture..

Haha

Comment 4m his Teacher:

Get out of da class now!

PRINCIPAL:Liked the commnt

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basic teachers special

3 log swarg k dwar per pahuchey,
God- sirf 1 hi andar aayega...
1st-mai pujari tha,
maine aapki saari umer seva ki....
2nd-mai doctor tha,
saari umar logo ki seva ki.....
3rd- mai to Teacher tha aur maine
teaching ke saath
jangarana,
bal garna,
BPL survey,
vote banana,
polio duty,
election duty,
counting duty,
health survey,
Mahamaya garib survey,
water quality checking,
MID DAY MEAL banwana,
Dress banwana,
school paint kerwaya,
office work,
social work,
seminars,
aur b jo kuch kaam mila sab kiya.....
God -chal master tu aaja.....

Teachr: Kya Tum Bata Sakte Ho Ki Janwaron Ki Ankhe Tej Hoti Hai, Iska Praman Ka H?

Santa: Kisi Bhi Janwar Ko Aaj Tak Chashma Lagate Nahi Dekha

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Bachon wada kro kabhi

Master:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
students:Nahi piyenge
Master:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
students:Nahi karenge
Master:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
students: nahi kasenge
Master:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
students:Kardenge,
saali aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai!!!!

SIR-  AKBAR kon tha
Std- Pta nhi
SIR- Padai pe dhyan do to pta chale
Std-  sir,Shobhendra kon hai
SIR- Pta Nhi
Std- tApni beti pe dhyan do to pta chle.

Teacher- Tum kitne bhai behan ho?
Boy- 8 bhai 9 bahen.!
Teacher-Tumhare papa kya karte hai?
Boy- Pata nhi sir Hum to jaldi so jate hai.

Guru brahma gurur vishnu, Gurudevo Maheshvara, 

Guru sakshath parabrahma, thasmai shree guruve namaha.

Happy Teachers Day

To his/her students,A teacher is always true!
We are fortunate to have a teacher As wonderful loving and caring as you -
Happy Teachers Day!

Teacher:Tintu what is the full form
of class?
Tintumon:C-Come
L-Late
A-And
S-Start
S-Sleeping