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Friday, 14 December 2012

वो लड़की भी कुछ अजीब है



वो लड़की भी कुछ अजीब है, हर बार सज़ा देती है
फिर हँसती है इतना कि सब कुछ भुला देती है
कभी नाराज़ हो जाए तो झट से नाक फुला लेती है
मुँह फेरती है कुछ ऐसे कि सब कुछ भुला देती है
उस से पूछो कि बता दिल मे किस की चाहत है
शरारत भरी नजरें उठा कर मुस्कुरा देती है
कहती है कि पुरानी बातें मत दोहराया करो
मै ना कुछ कहूँ तो खुद ही सब सुना देती है

Tuesday, 5 June 2012

"I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

what is an idiot?

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can"t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

How Are Your Grades, Son?

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level

Saturday, 19 May 2012

Pita ji yaha bin patloon

Beta Ramesh n Suresh pita ji ki patloon choti
ho
gayee ho to ghar wapas aa jao
Pita ji yaha bin patloon
baithe hain..

Sunday, 13 May 2012

I LOVE YOU kaha

GOLU ne cafe me Ladki se
I LOVE YOU kaha..
Ladki ne Chata mara Or Boli kya bola Tu..
GOLU:-ROTE HUE
Jab suna hi nahi tune to Chata Q Mara.

Saturday, 21 April 2012

Mere Sone K Baad

In English Class-
Kid-Me Sleep Wit Dad Last Nyt
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Madam (Correctng)- No Beta,I Slept Wit Dad Last Nyt
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Kid-Aap Mere Sone K Baad Aayi Hongi...

Monday, 9 April 2012

Bachho Ki Bhi Kya Life Hoti Hai

^^^^Arz Karta Hu^^^^

Bachho Ki Bhi Kya Life Hoti Hai
wah wah.......
Bachho Ki Bhi Kya Life Hoti Hai
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Na Husband Hota Hai..

aur

Na Wife Hoti Hai..

Sunday, 8 April 2012

Total Bezzati...

Boy 2 Girl:
I love You & want 2 marry You.
Girl:
Apni Shakal dekhi he..?
Boy:
Bekar he, tabhi to tere paas aaya
hu.!!

Friday, 6 April 2012

Naughty Message

What did the letter "O" say to "Q" ..?
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Paaji yo k latak riyo hai..??

fir b Sundar Nhi Lg rhi ho

BOY-Achhi Lipstic hE
GL-Thnx
BOY-Beutiful Dres
GL-Thnx
BOY-Nice JeweLry
GL-Thnx Bhaiya
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BOY-KamaaL he, fir b Sundar Nhi Lg rhi ho

Wednesday, 4 April 2012

Sab kuch khone se zyada bura kya hai

A kid asked Swami Vivekanand: "Sab kuch khone se zyada bura kya hai.?"
Swamiji replied: "Wo umeed khona jiske bharose par hum sab kuch vapas paa skte hai''.

Friday, 20 January 2012

Bachon wada kro kabhi

Master:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
students:Nahi piyenge
Master:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
students:Nahi karenge
Master:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
students: nahi kasenge
Master:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
students:Kardenge,
saali aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai!!!!

Thursday, 12 January 2012

Boy:-    Mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai.
            ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom:   Tera dost chor hai kya ?
Boy :   Nahin,Wo apne khilone pahechan lega.

Sunday, 8 January 2012

LADKE KABHI BOOKS NAHI KHOLTE

A sad love story
1studnt ko apni classmate 7 pyar ho gya,
Ladke ne use prpose kiya.
Lekin ladki ne inkar kar diya or
Teachar ko uski complain kr di,
... Teachar ne kafi danta or

1 week ke liye class 7 nikal diya,
Jb ladka 1 hafte baad wapis class me gya,
To ladki ko us 7 pyar ho gya
Ladki ne uski book mein likha
"I m sorry & I LOVE YOU TO "
Ladke ne koi response na diya
Isi tarah 5 saal guzar gya.
MORAL.
Bewkuf ladki itna b nahi samjati,
LADKE KABHI BOOKS NAHI KHOLTE.

Saturday, 7 January 2012

A Kid calls the Help Desk to
complain a computer problem.
Kid: When I type computer
password, it just shows star star
star star. Whatz the joke?
... Help Desk: Dear kid, those stars
are to protect you, so that if a
person standing behind, he can't
read your password.
Kid: Yeah, but stars appear even
when there is no one standing
behind me.
A Kid calls the Help Desk to
complain a computer problem.
Kid: When I type computer
password, it just shows star star
star star. Whatz the joke?
... Help Desk: Dear kid, those stars
are to protect you, so that if a
person standing behind, he can't
read your password.
Kid: Yeah, but stars appear even
when there is no one standing
behind me.
A Kid calls the Help Desk to
complain a computer problem.
Kid: When I type computer
password, it just shows star star
star star. Whatz the joke?
... Help Desk: Dear kid, those stars
are to protect you, so that if a
person standing behind, he can't
read your password.
Kid: Yeah, but stars appear even
when there is no one standing
behind me.
1 maa ki request he plz is msg ko itna fehlao ke uske bete tak pohnch jaye,

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Beta wapas aate waqt aadha kilo tamatr lete aana.

Tum pass ho gai ho

ladka:- (class ki ladki se) Tum pass ho gai ho?

ladki:- han ho gayi

ladka:- Muh to meetha karwa do.

Ladki:- kiss se ?

Ladka:- Chalo KISS se karwa do.