लाइन मारने

लाइन मारने में लड़के ज्यादा 
चालू  होते हैं या लड़कियां 
कमेट पास 

Jha yad n aye wo tanhai kis kamki

Jha yad n aye wo tanhai kis kamki,

bigde rishte n bane to khudai kis kam ki, 

beshak apni manzil tk jana h,

pr jaha se apne n dikhe wo uchai kis kaam ki.

In filmo se kya sikha aap ne?

In filmo se kya sikha aap ne?

"jannat"

"devdas"

"gangster"

"awarapan"

"fanaa"

"titanic"

.

Jo jitni mast ladki k chakkar me pada

wo utni hi buri maut mara.

Fullform of friend

Fullform of friend
F=First

R=Relation

I=In

E=Earth

N=Never

D=Die

Fill it!!

Fill it!!

2log jin k bager ap ji ni skty

1.

2.

2log jo ap ki frnds list me top pe h

1.

2.

2din jinka apko intzar h

1.

2.

2gift jo apko chahiye

1.

2.

plz rply.

small things hurt a lot

PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot
Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...

"I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

Phone karte waqt

Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt

Whose Eggs Is This

Costomer- Whose Eggs Is This
Shopkeeper - Its Mine
Costomer - Ok So Give Me One Dozen Of Chicken S Eggs

There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then,what is my age?

Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji"s hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A HOLIDAY

Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY"

Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY"
i"ll xplain... ager koi ganji ladki auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain auto_mein_takli

Petrol price in some country

Petrol price

• PAKISTAN           RS.26/Lit
• BANGLADESH    RS.22/Lit
• CUBA                   RS.19/Lit
• NEPAL                 RS.34/Lit
• BURMA               RS.30/Lit
• AFGHANISTAN RS.36/Lit
• INDIA                  RS80/Lit

How it comes to this..

• BASIC COST PER 1 LITRE         RS.16.50
• CENTRE TAX                              11.86%
• EXCISE DUTY                             9.75%
• VAT TAX                                     4%
• STATE TAX                                 8%

TOTAL RS.50.05..+NOW Extra 32 Rs/Lit...

what a great job by the Govt. of india!!!

pass this message to ALL INDIANS

Kisi Ne Sach Kaha Hai

Ki Jise Tum Sabse Jyada Chaho Usko Kabhi Mat Aazmana,

Kyonki Agar Woh Gunehgaar Nikla, Tab Bhi

Dil Tumhara Hi Tootega

Reply if you are a genius

A girL shows everything to her husband except one thing and that thing she shows to everyone except her husband.

Reply if you are a genius.

For Everyone:

If you don't know

how to dance. Just draw

your name in the air with

your bums. Problem solved

Awesome Fact

Deleting your facebook is like running away from home.

You are just doing it for attention & you'll be back in an hour.

Date dayes all r same

1984 ka jo calender tha wahi 2012 ka calender  hai.

Date dayes all r same
"kaun khehta hai ki guzara waqt wapas nahi aata lo aa gaya"

Ye Lo Dil Ki Chabi Aur Khol Ke Dekh Lo

_:"-._____;"""":

'----------. <> ) '---'

Ye Lo Dil Ki Chabi Aur Khol Ke Dekh Lo

Ke

ye dil

kitna

MISS

karta H aap ko.

Bohut Afsos Ho Raha Hai

Bohut Afsos Ho Raha Hai

UN LADKA LADKIYO PE JO BECHARE

Raat ko Kambal ME Chup K MSGS kiya karte The

.

.

Ab karo Chhup k MSGS.?

Haye GARMi

IN CASE GIRL

                             "GIRLS"
'MAKE UP'
                ZYAADA
                           KARTI HAIN

                     YAA

'BREAK UP' ????