Lady to inspector Santa

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.

Puri body born in Punjab..

Teacher:whr wr u born?

Santa: Punjab!

T:which Part in Punjab?

Snta:kya whch Part?

Pagal di bachchi!

Puri body born in Punjab..

Sardar ki patni

Sardar ki patni

Sardar se boli

"aap hazaro me ek hai"

Sardar ne ek

Thappad mara aur pucha

"baaki 999 Koun hai.?

likh ke waapis bhej de

SANTA-Tution sir ka msg aaya hai ki Kal extra class hai, ab Kya kare?

BANTA-"message sending failed" likh ke waapis bhej de....

lips Ka Taste Fika h

Lady Dr-Mt Shrmao, Mene pahle bahut Dekhe,Sirf Batao Kya Problem H, Me Check Krungi

Santa-Meri Wife Ko Lgta H K Mere lips Ka Taste Fika h.

Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population -

In India after Every 10 sec a

woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-

we must find & stop her!

TALA KHULWANE

BANTA GHAR KA DARWAZA UKHAD KAR KANDHE PE LEKE JA RHA THA.

KISI NE PUCHHA- "OYE KAHAN CHALE?"

BANTA- "TALA KHULWANE...!

Aur Kitna Gol Karenge

Santa- Itne Saare Log Football Ko Laat Kyu Maar Rahe Hai

Banta- Abe Gadhe Goal Karne Ke Liye

Santa

Gol Hi To Hai Aur Kitna Gol Karenge,.

Kyo Bhejti Hai

Santa:Aap Mujhe School

Kyo Bhejti Hai ?

Mummy:Taki Tum Ek

Achchhe Insan Ban Sako

Santa:Lekin,

Teacher 2 Mujhe Hamesha

Murga Banati Hai !!

Ek Shadi Me Ek Sardar Cycle Ki

Ek Shadi Me Ek Sardar Cycle Ki

Break Hath Me Lekar Naach Raha Tha

Ek Ne Pucha-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho Sardar Ji

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SARDAR-Oye! Break Dance

SARDARS prove dey r d best

Again SARDARS prove dey r d best!!!

TEACHR-agr chor piche k darwaze se aye to ap kya kroge?

SRDAR-jst dial 001, police b piche se ayegi.

Bolo tararara..;-)

Munna-apun ka desh kaun chalata hai?
Circuit-bhai simple hai...apna SMS.
Munna-kya fekta hai?
Circuit-bhai sms bole to....
SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH...

Sir to sardar:
How many planets r there?
sardar : Mars,Venus, Jupiter
Sir: very Good!
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Aur batao?
.
.
.
.
.
sardar : Aur to Sab thek hai ,aap Sunao

Paira de wich jannat jisde,
sir te thandia
chawan.Akhan de wich noor khuda da,
mukh te rehn duawan
Jihna krke duniya dekhi,
rehn salamat.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except our Bantaji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):
Are yaar main ese kahi dekha hain
second sardarji:han yaar main bhi ese kahi dekha hain
first sardarji(use sungh kar ):Are yaar yad aaraha hain.
second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.
first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.

Ek American 1 sardar se bola hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai !!!

indian flag

Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha.
Shopwale ne usse Indian flag diya.
Sardar bola: Isme kuch aur colour dikhao !!!

A sardar went 2 hotel

A Sardar went 2 hotel,
ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,
Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Sardar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!!!!!!

sardar ne color....

Sardar ne Color TV kharid kr usey 1 balti pani me dubaya.
Socho Q?

?

Oji, Srdr ji check kr rhe the ki
kahin T.V KA COLOUR TO NAHI NIKAL RAHA HAI.