How Ayesha got married to Shoaib on phone.

This is how Ayesha got married to Shoaib on phone.
Ayesha - "Hello Shoaib Afghanistan ka capital kya hai
Shoaib - "Kabul" hai
Ayesha - Sunai nahi de raha hai!
Shoaib - "Kabul" hai
Ayesha - Arre baba phir se bolo.
Shoaib - "Kabul" hai "Kabul" hai "Kabul" hai "Kabul" hai jaau ab bus b karo
The marriage ceremony was completed.

judai se marna.....

Judai se mara wo bhi nhi mai bhi nhi.
Dono insan hen khuda wo bhi nhi mai bhi nhi.
Wo mujhe or mai use ilzam dete h magar.
Apne andar jhankta wo bhi nhi mai bhi nhi.
Zamane ne kar diya dono me paida ikhtlaaf.
Warna fitrat ka bura wo bhi nhi mai bhi nhi.
Mukhtalif simton me dono ka safar jari raha.
ek lamhe ko ruka wo bhi nhi mai bhi.
Chahte dono bahut hain ek dusre ko magar.
Ye haqiqat manta wo bhi nhi mai bhi nhi.

santa was in the army....

Santa was in the army. During the war with Pakistan,Santa used his intelligence to kill many Pakistani soldiers.
He would hide behind the bushes and shout Pakistani names like - Imran Khan etc. and the soldier named Imran Khan would get up to say "I am here !" Then Santa would shoot him down.
This went on till Santa almost wiped out all the soldiers single handedly!Suddenly the Pakistani commander realized that Santa was killing all his soldiers by fooling them.
So he decides to use Santa's own method to kill him and starts calling him names like Santa etc.
Santa realizing that the Pakistani was using his trick, suddenly says "Who called me?" and the Commander gets up to say "I called you."
Santa shoots him down!

When Pakistani president Musharraf comes to Delhi for a meeting with Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
After dinner, Vajpayee says to Musharraf: "Well Parvez, I don't know what you think of the members of your Cabinet, but mine are all bright and brilliant." "How do you know?" asks Musharraf "Oh well, it's simple", says Atal. " They all have to take special tests before they can be a minister. Wait a second".

He calls Advani over and asks him "Tell me Advaniji, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?" "Ah, that's simple", says Advani, "it is me!" "Well done Advani", says Vajpayee and Musharraf is very impressed. He returns to Islamabad and wonders about the intelligence of the members of his Cabinet.
He calls in his favourite member of cabinet and asks: "Tell me, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister? " He thinks and thinks and doesn't know the answer. "Can I think about it a bit further Sir? May I let you know tomorrow? ". "Of course", says Musharraf, "You've got 24 hours."

He goes away, thinks as hard as he can, calls in his Cabinet Secretary, Chief Secretaries and Joint Secretaries, but no-one knows the answer.Twenty hours later, the member of Musharraf's cabinet is very worried-still no answer and only 4 hours to go. Eventually he says to himself: "I'll ask Bill Clinton, he's clever, he'll know the answer." He calls Clinton. "Mr.President", he says, "Tell me who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?" "Very simple", says Clinton, "It's me!"

"Wonderful!" says the Cabinet member and hangs up. Jumping with joy realizing that he knows the answer, he rings Musharraf. "Sir, I've got the answer!".

"What is it?"

"It's Bill Clinton".

"No, you idiot",
says Musharraf, "It's Advani"!!!