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Friday, 14 December 2012

वो लड़की भी कुछ अजीब है



वो लड़की भी कुछ अजीब है, हर बार सज़ा देती है
फिर हँसती है इतना कि सब कुछ भुला देती है
कभी नाराज़ हो जाए तो झट से नाक फुला लेती है
मुँह फेरती है कुछ ऐसे कि सब कुछ भुला देती है
उस से पूछो कि बता दिल मे किस की चाहत है
शरारत भरी नजरें उठा कर मुस्कुरा देती है
कहती है कि पुरानी बातें मत दोहराया करो
मै ना कुछ कहूँ तो खुद ही सब सुना देती है

Saturday, 10 November 2012

Dimag ki maa behan mat kar

Boy: Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To
Nahi par Tumhe Apni Palkon Pe Bitha
ke Ghumaunga.!
.
Mere Paas apne dost Jaisa Bada bangla
To Nahin Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga
.
Mere Paas apne dost Jitne Paise To
Nahin Par Main Mehnat Kar ke
Khilaunga
. Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye...??
.
Girl:-- Dimag ki maa behan mat kar .!!
Apney Dost Ka Number de..:/

Thursday, 12 July 2012

5 SECRET OF SUCESS

1.Kabhi Top Mat Kro Varna Log Tumse Jlenge
2.Hmesha Late Class Me jaO Isse Hr Teacher tumhe janega
3.Agr Cheating Ka Chance Ho to kabhi padh k mat jao
4.Jyada pdhne se time wste hota h or time wste krna pap hai
5.Kbhi test mt do qki beizzti k 2 no. se izzat ka ZERO no acha h.

1 Macchhar tufan me tha

1 Macchhar tufan me tha;
Raste me 1 ped mila use lipat gya,
Jb tufan chla gya to macchar pasina pochte hue bola
Agr aaj mai nhi hota to ye ped gir hi jata.

Sunday, 24 June 2012

Are dekho kisi ne meri Cycle

1st Bikhari :- Are dekho kisi ne meri Cycle chura li or
apni Bike chod gaya ....

2n Bikhari :- Tu to sach me lut gaya ,
ye to Petrol se chalti hai, ve...!!!

Friday, 15 June 2012

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gay,
Jab pata chala ke nazar permanent hi tirchi hai,
Wahin khade-2 behosh ho gaye...
Gd ngt

Bhole Nath Ab Mai Dharti pr nhi reh skta

Hanumanji :- Bhole Nath Ab Mai Dharti pr nhi reh skta.
Bhole Nath : Q ?
Hanumanji : Pehle Log Let k Matha Tekte the,
Fir Ghutne Tekne lage,
Fir b Khush tha, Lekin Ab to Ghor Kalyug Aa gya hai,
Aaj Mandir me 1 Ladki Aayi or Hath Hila k Boli
"HI HANU" Whats up?
Aisa Muh Q Fula Rakha hai..
Just chill baby.

Girl to Ramdev

Girl to Ramdev- if i kiss a boy to kya hoga?
Baba- Narak me jaogi.
Girl- Acha agar apko kiss karu to?
Baba- Chalak ladki swarg me jana chahti hai.
,
,
?
?
?

Ek kamaal dekhiye

Ek kamaal dekhiye
sirf 'U' lagaiye aur khud ban jaiye
M_rkh
St_pid
B_dh_
D_ffer
Bewak_f
_ll_
Lall_
Ghoch_
Dekha evrything is incomplete wthout U..

A Sweet Poem About "TATTI"

A Sweet Poem About "TATTI"
Tatti Meri Pyari Tatti,
Shouchliay Ki Raani Tatti,
Subah-Subah Jab Aaye Tatti,
Ghar Aangan Mehkae Tatti,
Pili Tatti,
Kaali Tatti,
Haye Re Meri Nyaari Tatti,
Kudrat Ka Dastoor Nirala,
Sabko hi Aawe hai Tatti,
Khul Ke Jo Na Aawe Tatti,
Sacchi Bada Satawe Tatti,
Lagataar Jo
good morning

Thursday, 14 June 2012

LADKA sadi karke wife k saath Neta ji ke Ghar

LADKA sadi karke
wife k saath Neta ji ke Ghar
Aashirwad mangne gaya

Neta ji-Beta hum to neta hai
           Sadhu nhi
           hum Aashirwad nhi
           dete chaho UDGHAATAN kerwalo.....

Aaj kal ki mohabat ki taaqat to

aaj kal ki
mohabat ki taaqat to
dekho....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.Band car ko b hila
deti hai....

samajh gaye to thek hai
warna POGO dekho...

Tuesday, 5 June 2012

what is an idiot?

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can"t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

Whose Eggs Is This

Costomer- Whose Eggs Is This
Shopkeeper - Its Mine
Costomer - Ok So Give Me One Dozen Of Chicken S Eggs

A Family Saw ""Sholay"" Movie

A Family Saw ""Sholay"" Movie
Came Back Home And Husband Romantically Said To Wife
"" Nach Basanti Nach""
Child Added
""Nahin Basanti Is Kute K Samne Mat Nachna""

Shadi GADHE Se Kar Deni Hay..

2 Ghadhe{Donky}Apas Main Bateen Kar Rahe Thay.1st Yar Mera Malik Bohat Zalim Hay.Bohat Marta Hay Kaam B Zyada Leta Hay.2ndto Tum Bhag Jao Na Is Ko Chood Ke.1st Yar Bhag To Jaon Per Ik Waja Se Ruka Hoon. Mera Malik Jab B Apni BETI Se Ladayi Karta Hay Na. To Us Ko Ye Kehta Hy Ke Beti Tum Sudher Jao Warna Main Ney Teri
Shadi GADHE Se Kar Deni Hay..

"LOVE" kia Hai

Teacher: "LOVE" kia Hai
Ali: Sir "L" ko pakar k "O" ko duba k "V" main Ghusa k jab "E" ki Awaz aye to usay "LOVE" kehtay hain.

Sunday, 3 June 2012

Side effect of studying to much

Side effect of studying to much:
A guy went to a Resturant,he wanted to see the menu,
but he forgot
what it is called:

he asked waiter,
Syllabus lana zara..!!!

Saturday, 2 June 2012

When two girls wearing same

"DIFFERENCE"
When two girls wearing same
T-shirt...
RESPONCE-'THAT BITCH COPIEC MY STYLE....'

when two boys wearing same
T- shirt..
RESPONCE-'Arre MERA BHAAI...'

Saturday, 26 May 2012

Jo Mai Padhta Hu 'Wo Mai Likhta Hu

Exam + Rawdy Rathore
"
"
Jo Mai Padhta Hu 'Wo Mai Likhta Hu,
or
Jo Mai Nai Padhta Hu'Wo Mai
"Definetly"
Likhta Hu..