First marriage is the triumph

First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

Dear Rahul Gandhi

Dear Rahul Gandhi,

If U hav d intention to knw d problems of a common man,

then d first thing dat u shud do shud be..

Gettin Married.!!!!!

forgot his wedding anniversary

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early & left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window & sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe & ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.

Here`s a toast 2 the two of u....

Here`s a toast 2 the two of u
As u celebrate together;
u're the poster kids for happiness,
In sunny or stormy weather.
Happy anniversary

It takes two special people...

It takes two special people,
To make a loving pair.
There`s a joy just being around you,
A feeling I/we love to share.
Happy Anniversary

Through time your bond is strong....

Through time your bond is strong;
It lasts through sun and storm;
U`ll always have your love
To keep each other warm.
Happy anniversary.

Marriage is that relation between man and women in 
which tha Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal...

I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. 

So, this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay...

That speial day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as speial 2 me 2day As u still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.

Bhulna hamari aadat nahi,...

Bhulna hamari aadat nahi,
Yaadashat chali jaye to aur baat hai,
Aap ki yaad aati hai har sans ke sath,
Sans toot jaye to aur baat hai.

Kab Tak Rahoge Akhir Tum Dur Dur Humse....

Kab Tak Rahoge Akhir Tum Dur Dur Humse
Milna Padega Akhir Ek Din Zarur Humse
Hum Chhor Denge Agar Tumse Mulaqat Karna
Fir Puchte Firoge Tum Apna Kasoor.

Wah Prabhu Kya Teri......

Wah Prabhu Kya Teri Leela…

Chuha Billi se Darta hai
Billi Kutte se
Kutta Aadmi se
Aadmi Biwi se,Aur
Biwi Chuhe se…
Haa haa ha ha ha....!!

That special day is here .....

That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover

All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY….!!

Another year to create...

Another year to create
precious memories together.
Another year to discover
new things to enjoy about each other.
Another year to build
a life rich in love and laughter.
Another year to strengthen
a marriage that defines “forever.”
Happy Anniversary!

Your anniversary marks the day...

Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said “I do.”
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that’s best !!!

Aap dono ki jodi...

Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute,
Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe,
Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki,
Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute.
"Happy Anniversary".

A Code of Honor

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal.
There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior.
Unless she's really_ attractive.

Two Guys Are Chatting..

Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”

Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”

Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back

That special day is here again

That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover..