Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early & left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window & sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe & ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early & left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window & sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe & ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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