A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into
motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to
slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm
grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down
the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and
throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is
now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck
against the ground again and again.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away
from unconsciousness when to her great fortune...
...the Wal-Mart manager runs out and unplugs the horse.